22 March 2009

Which Way the Wind Blows

How many loads must a man lay down before it makes a stink? The answer, my friends, is blowing in the winds of Malibu. Rock poet Bob Dylan's newly installed porta potty sits where the winds hit heavy on the borderline of his property and that of his neighbors Cindy and Dave Enninger... the Enninger's home has been tangled up in the blue chemical smell in what they describe as a "...carcinogenic toilet plopped down next to our home." City officials have been unable to to force Dylan to remove the potty. Aware there something is happening and they don't know what it is, Dylan's history shows it ain't no use to wonder why he does these things. In the mean time the Enningers are advised to keep a clean nose and use a change of clothes and look at the bright side, they don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows.